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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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