When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Get on your knees Ho

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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