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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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