- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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