One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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