Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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