- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock Goodbye

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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