- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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