- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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