Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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I'm hungry.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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what's black? a lot of things.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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