What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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