- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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