A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A dancer walks into a barre

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

the WNBA.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A young baby died.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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