- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Please ignore this statement.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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