There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Rylan Clark

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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