- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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