- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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