why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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women's rights

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Vaginal secretions

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Democracy.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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