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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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