- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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