mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A sober Irish individual.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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