What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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