- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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