- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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