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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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