What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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like most people my age. im 27

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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