- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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