- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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