A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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