- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??