one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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no.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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