A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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