- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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