What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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