- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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