Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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