like most people my age. im 27

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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