- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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