- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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