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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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