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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka