- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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