how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Anti Joke

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