what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

The Labour Party.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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