Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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You know what's funny? Rape

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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autistic kids rock

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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