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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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