Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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