Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A dancer walks into a barre

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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