- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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