How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

a man checks his mypsace

guess what? bannanas

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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