What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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