- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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