- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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