- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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