- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

like this or you will die at some point in your life

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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