Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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