- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I'm Polish.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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