- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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