Knock Knock? Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

thumb_up thumb_down -13

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A women left the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops