- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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