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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A dancer walks into a barre

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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