- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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