- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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