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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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