Dumb

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

every cloud has a silver lining

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

FUCK YOU

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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