Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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