Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A man did not like this site

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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