why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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