- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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