- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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