- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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