Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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