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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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