A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Once upon a time a was born

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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