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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Jovan

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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