What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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