- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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