- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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