- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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