what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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