- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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