- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

penis. nuff said.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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