- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."