- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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