Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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