A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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