why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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