- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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