Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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I am a mime

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Cheese

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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