A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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