Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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XD Jackass.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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