- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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