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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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