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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Potassium? K.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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