How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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12 in general

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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