What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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