What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why? Why not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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