I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

roses are red poo is poo

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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