Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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