Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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