96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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