- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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