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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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