- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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