- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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