EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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America

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

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