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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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