A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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