What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Anyone??????????/

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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