- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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