- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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