- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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