- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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