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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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