A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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9/11 my birthday

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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