- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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