Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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