A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What is 9+10? 19

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

this website is a bad joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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