A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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