Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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