- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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