- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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