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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A dancer walks into a barre

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

the WNBA.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A young baby died.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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