Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How you know when dislextic

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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