- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

13 =B you just learned something

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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