- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

autistic kids rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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