i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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