Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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