- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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