Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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civil rights

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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