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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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