- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

autistic kids rock

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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