- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

tea with milk?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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