- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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