your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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NEVER

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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