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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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