Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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