what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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