- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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