There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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