- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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