- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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