- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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