- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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