What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turkey Balls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Anti Joke

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