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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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