- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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