- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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