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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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