- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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