Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Once, I went to Peru.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A man did not like this site

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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