- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Yes

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Donald Trump

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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