- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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