Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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