What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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