What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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