What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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NEVER

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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