What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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