What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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