- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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