- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I'm Polish.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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