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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

civil rights

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Your girlfriend.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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