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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

roses are red poo is poo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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