A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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I am a mime

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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