How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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