PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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human centipede

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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