Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Sarah Palin.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

asians have slitted eyes lol

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

America

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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