what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

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