Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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