A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

autistic kids rock

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

this website is a bad joke

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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