- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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