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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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