- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

knock knock Goodbye

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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