- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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