Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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