What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

diarrhea.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

You know whats annoying? Steve

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

hi joshua

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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