What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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