When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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