- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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