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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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