- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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