- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Potassium? K.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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