EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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The Labour Party.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

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