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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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