- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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