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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

this website is a bad joke

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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