- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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