- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Allah walked into AK Bar

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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