- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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