Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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