- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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