- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A praying mantis is very graceful

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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