- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

God is real.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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