- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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