- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

guess what what ...

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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