Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

this website is a bad joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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