What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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