Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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