Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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