- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.