- Anti Joke

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels