- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??