- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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