Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

diarrhea.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Anti Joke

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