Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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My jeans

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Anti Joke

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