Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Who is Dank? A: Billal

womens rights.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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