- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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