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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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