- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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