- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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