Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the defination of cruelty

a person who will soon die of beeties

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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