life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Sarah Palin.

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