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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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