Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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