Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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