- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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