- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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