How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What is 9+10? 19

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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