Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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