- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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