- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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