- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My cat just died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I think everybody should have a penis.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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