- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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