- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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