- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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