what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why? Because.

Knock, knock. Come in.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

homosexual rights to marriage

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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