What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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