A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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