- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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