- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Actually it was me Josh brown

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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