- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A dancer walks into a barre

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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