Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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