- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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