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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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