Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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