- Anti Joke

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.