- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why dont they make black forks

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I think everybody should have a penis.

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