- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

I Have a Black Friend

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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