- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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