What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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