A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Dumb

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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