- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock Goodbye

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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