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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Communism hehe xd

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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