Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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