- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's upside down? umop apisdn

roses are black violets are black i am blind

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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