- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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