A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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