- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What are annoying? Ads.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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