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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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