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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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