- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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