Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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I like poop in my butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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cool

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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