You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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