What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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diarrhea.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Read a Book.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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