- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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