A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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