- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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