- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

knock,knock you suck

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm sn otter

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

the economy.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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