What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Andoni was here

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Death by kayak

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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