A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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My cat just died.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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