Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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