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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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