- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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