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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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