- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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