- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How old are you? 7

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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