In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

human centipede

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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