- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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