- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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