Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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