You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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