- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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