Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock Knock.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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