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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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