- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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