A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Cripples are lame.

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Tony Romo

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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