- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

My mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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