- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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