- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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