knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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