A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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