Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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