Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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