- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why was kade sad? he shit himself

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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