- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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