- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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