- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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