- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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