Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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