Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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