- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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