What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

I'm Polish.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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