- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

2 black kids walk into school

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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