- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

all these jokes are horrible now

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Women.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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