A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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