- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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