A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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