- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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