what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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