Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How you know when dislextic

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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