- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...