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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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