A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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