Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A man goes to the potty.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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