Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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haha

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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