- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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