- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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