There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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