- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock come in

a person who will soon die of beeties

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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