- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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