what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Maths.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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