What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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