A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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An anti-joke

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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