Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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