- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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