- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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