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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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