- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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