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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

One, two, three, four and five

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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