- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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