- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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