Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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