A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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