- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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