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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Donald Trump