A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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