- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

roses are red violets should be purple

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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