What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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My children are mistakes

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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