What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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