- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

I love pissing people off :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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