- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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