- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

quantum physics?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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