Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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