- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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