What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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