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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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