Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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