- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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