Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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