What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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