- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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