whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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