what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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