- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I don't get it

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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