- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who wants water? I do.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what's funny about war? nothing!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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