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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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