A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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