- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Stop. Seriously stop.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Turkey Balls

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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