- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Women deserve equal rights.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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