What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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