Yes

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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