- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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