Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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