- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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