- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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