What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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womens rights

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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