- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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