Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Maths.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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