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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You know what's funny? Rape

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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