- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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