What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Yellow People !!

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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I'm Polish.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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My cat just died.

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