A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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