- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, yup.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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