- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

9/11 my birthday

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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