What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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