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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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