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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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