- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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