- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A guy walks into a bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A black man walks out of a police station

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