- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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