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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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