I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Donald Trump

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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