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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

the WNBA.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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