A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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HEY!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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deez nuts

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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guess what what ...

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

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