- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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