- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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