- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many light bulbs? 1

I have a really funny joke.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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