- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

This is an anti-joke.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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