- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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