- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Where's my baby??

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Cheese

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

ever tried african food? they neither

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