knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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