Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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like if your cool

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Bitch

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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