If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...