How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I am a mime

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Women's professional sports

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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