- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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