None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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eat a hot dog

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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