- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

God is real.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You know what's funny? Rape

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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