Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

asians have slitted eyes lol

class is canceled. My professor died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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