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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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