- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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