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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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