What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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