- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

like if your cool

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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