- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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