what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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