- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

asians have slitted eyes lol

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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