- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

knock knock Goodbye

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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