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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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