- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Potassium? K.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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