What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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