Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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