How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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hashtags suck balls

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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