- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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