- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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