- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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