A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Flowers are colors Love me

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

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