- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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