- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A dancer walks into a barre

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