- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Gus's mom

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??