- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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