An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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