Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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