Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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