- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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