- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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