- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call two dog? dogs

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man goes to the potty.

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