What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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