- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Jimmy Saville

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Tony Romo

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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