- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A women left the kitchen.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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