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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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