Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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