- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

well use a tissue!

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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