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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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