- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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