why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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