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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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