- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is the difference?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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