Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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