Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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