- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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