- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

here's a joke... the american education society

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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