- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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