- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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