- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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