If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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