- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

your mom was so fat that she died.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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