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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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