A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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