- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

13 =B you just learned something

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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