- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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