Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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