- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a. why? b. because I wanted

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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