- Anti Joke

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?