Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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