Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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black people swimming

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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