What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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