- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Rylan Clark

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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