What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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