What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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