Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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I love you

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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dat shoe shine tho

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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