Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Yes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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