- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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