- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A pope meets another one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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