im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Anti Joke

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