What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man did not like this site

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops