- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

George W. Bush

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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