Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock Come in

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

knock knock Dave's not here.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

drugs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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