- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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