A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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