- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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