A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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