What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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God is real.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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