- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How old are you? 7

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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