why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Take part of what?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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