- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

civil rights

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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