- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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