- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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