- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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