What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Take wrong turns

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I love you

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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