- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Your girlfriend.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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