A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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star wars kid

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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