- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

a blind man walks into a wall

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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