U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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AIDS

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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