- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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