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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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