Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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