- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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