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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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