- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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