- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Tony Romo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Cripples are lame.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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