- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yes

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yes

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka