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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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