- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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