- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

My cat just died.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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