A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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