Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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