- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The New York Giants

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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