YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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The holocaust

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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