- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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