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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How old are you? 7

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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