- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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