- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Im taking a shit right now.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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