What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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