- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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