- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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