- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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