A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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