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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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