- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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