- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

asians have slitted eyes lol

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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