- Anti Joke

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.