- Anti Joke

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick