Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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pull my finger (farts)

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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