Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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