- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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