- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

womens rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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