Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Knock Knock.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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