- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a black man pays his child support

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You know whats annoying? Steve

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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