- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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