- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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