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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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