What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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