- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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