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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

human centipede

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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