- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

star wars kid

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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