A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Knock knock Come in

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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