What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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I? Everett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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