What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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