- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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