- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Women's professional sports

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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