- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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