Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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