- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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