Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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