What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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