- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

civil rights

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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