- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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