Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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