- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

My jeans

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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