Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Yes

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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woman's rights

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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