Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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