- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

womens rights

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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