- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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