Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

I'm hungry.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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