What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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