what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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