- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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