- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

I love pissing people off :P

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