What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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12/23/2012

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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FUCK YOU

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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alert('The Game')

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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