- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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