Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Anti Joke

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