- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Rylan Clark

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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