What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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