- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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