- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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