The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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