- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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