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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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