- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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