A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A lot eh?

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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