- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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