How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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