- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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