what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

AIDS

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Anti Joke

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