- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Death by kayak

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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