- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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