- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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