Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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