quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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