- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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