why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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