- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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