Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Yes

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Anti Joke

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