- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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