Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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