knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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