- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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