- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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