- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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