- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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