- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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