Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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