- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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