- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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