A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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hello

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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