What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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