I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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