A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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