what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I'm Polish.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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