Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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