What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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