- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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