whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

you gay?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

The New York Giants

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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