- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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