- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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