- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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