- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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