- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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