why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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