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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

woman's rights

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

I? Everett

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?