Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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