What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Communism hehe xd

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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