- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the dog die? He was old

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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