- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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