- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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