You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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