- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What page are you on The gay page.

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