- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Obama lin Baden.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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