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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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