- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

you will like this because i am black.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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