I love you

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Take wrong turns

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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