A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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