- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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