Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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