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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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