- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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