- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

a man checks his mypsace

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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