Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

asians have slitted eyes lol

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

America

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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