- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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