What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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eat a hot dog

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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