What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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