- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

i'm hard

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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