Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Anti Joke

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