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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A young baby died.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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