- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Turkey Balls

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

will you like this joke my sources say no

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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