- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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