- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

My mom

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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