- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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