- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Indians

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

diarrhea.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??