What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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My jeans

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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