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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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