- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Gus's mom

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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