- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Obama lin Baden.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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