Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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