- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The New York Giants

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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