Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Charlie Sheen

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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