Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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