- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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