Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

this website is a bad joke

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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