- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Take part of what?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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