- Anti Joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.