Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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I'm Polish.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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