- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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