Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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I? Everett

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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