- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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