- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Lololol

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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