You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's 1+1? 69.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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