Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Yes

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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