- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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