- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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