Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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12 in general

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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