- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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