- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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The Anti Joke Book

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** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.