There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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