- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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