- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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