wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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No

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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