what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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