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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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