- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Face Hunter is scum

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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