- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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