- Anti Joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint