- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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