- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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