- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

My children are mistakes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

You are joking right?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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