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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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