- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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