what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A man goes to the potty.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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