- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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