- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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