- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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