- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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