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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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