- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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