- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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