A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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