- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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