- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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