- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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