Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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