- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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