- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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