- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I'm Polish.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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