- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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