Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I am a mime

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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