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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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