knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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I agree

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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