- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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