Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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