- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A gay man watches football.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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