- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Once upon a time a was born

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock Knock Come in

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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