why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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How you know when dislextic

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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