Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

woman's rights

Cripples are lame.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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