How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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My children are mistakes

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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sadf

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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