What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Read a Book.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I <3 Hitler

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

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