- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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