whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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