- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock Come in

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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