Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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