what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Anti Joke

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