- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

My cat just died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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