- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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