Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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