- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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