- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A blonde dies Lololol

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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