- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

I am a mime

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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