A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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