What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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your no better than a cockroach

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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