- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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