what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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