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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

woman's rights

Cripples are lame.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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