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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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