What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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