- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Get on the boat.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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