- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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