A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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I? Everett

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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