- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Julian Ha.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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