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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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