This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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a man checks his mypsace

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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