- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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