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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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