- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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