- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Cripples are lame.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, yup.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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