- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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