roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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