- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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