- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

You are joking right?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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