- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

homosexual rights to marriage

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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