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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Get on the boat.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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