- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

I'm Polish.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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