- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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