- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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