why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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