- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My cat just died.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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