Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

autistic kids rock

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock Come in

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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