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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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