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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

dat shoe shine tho

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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