A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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