- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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