What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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