- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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