Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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