- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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