- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Tony Romo

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Jimmy Saville

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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