- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??