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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Actually it was me Josh brown

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

My children are mistakes

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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