- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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