What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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