Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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