What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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