Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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