- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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