Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A young baby died.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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