- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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