- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Actually it was me Josh brown

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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