- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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