- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The holocaust

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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