Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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