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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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