What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Where's my baby??

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Anti Joke

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