- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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