Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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My spelling is horrible

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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