- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??