Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

VAL SUCKS

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why did katy fall off her bike?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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