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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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