- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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