- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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civil rights

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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