- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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