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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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