- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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