A man did not like this site

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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