- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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