Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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