roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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