whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A lot eh?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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