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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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