- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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