"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's white and gluey Glue

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

womens rights.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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