- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Tall asians

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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