Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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My cat just died.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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