- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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