- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

HEY!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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