- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

I? Everett

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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