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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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