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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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