Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I don't get it

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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drugs.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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