- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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