Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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