- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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