- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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