- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock knock OCD

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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