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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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