It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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I'm hungry.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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