- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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