- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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