A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Charlie Sheen

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

i hate non minorities!

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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