- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John lazzaro likes dick

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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