Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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i'm hard

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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