Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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