- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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