- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Jovan

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Maths.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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