One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

this website is a bad joke

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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