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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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