- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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