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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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