- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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