If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Anti Joke

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