Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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