Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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