- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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