- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Dwarf Shortage

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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