This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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