y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Women's professional sports

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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