- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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