- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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