A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Turkey Balls

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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