Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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