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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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