What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Im taking a shit right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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