- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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