- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What's big and messy? A big mess

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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