- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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