A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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