Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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