What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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