- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

angelo snyder is not ga

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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