Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Golf.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Peas

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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