- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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