- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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