why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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