How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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