What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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