- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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