- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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