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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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