No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Lololol

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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