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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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