what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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