- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

ever tried african food? they neither

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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