- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

My jeans

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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