- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

The New York Giants

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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