Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Good job, son.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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