Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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