- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Pain Olympics.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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