- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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