- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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