What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

i hate non minorities!

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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