What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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