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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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