Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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