Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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I am a mime

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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