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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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