- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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