- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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