Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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My children are mistakes

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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