What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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