- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

steven hawking walks into a bar

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

One, two, three, four and five

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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