like most people my age. im 27

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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