- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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