- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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