- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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