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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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