- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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