What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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