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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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