- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Your mom.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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