Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Tucker Rivera

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Maths.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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