When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

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