- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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