what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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