- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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