I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Maths.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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