- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??