What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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