- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

how do you call someone? use a phone

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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