- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Indians

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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