Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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hi charles lattuca III

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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