This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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