- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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