- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Death by kayak

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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