- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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