How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How you know when dislextic

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

ever tried african food? they neither

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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