- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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