What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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