- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Andoni was here

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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