- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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