What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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