Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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