Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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