- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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