- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

I don't get it

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