- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

pobody's nerfect

bite me

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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