why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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