- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

An anti-joke

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Take wrong turns

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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