Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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