- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How about that airline food?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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