Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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