a man checks his mypsace

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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