Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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