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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

HELLO EVERYONE

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: knok knok A: Im home

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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