- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Turkey Balls

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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