Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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