- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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