- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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