- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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