why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

a black man pays his child support

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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