- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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