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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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