- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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