- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

White men's rights

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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