What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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