- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A black man walks out of a police station

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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