- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

whats black and strange a paki

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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