- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

antonio has a penis head.lol

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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