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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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