- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

your face

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A lot eh?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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