- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??