Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A man did not like this site

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

it was all Tagart

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Dwarf Shortage

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Joke

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