why did the blue berry cross the road

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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