One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's 1+1? 69.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I'm Polish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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