- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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