Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Neither have I

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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