- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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