Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Anti Joke

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