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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

womens rights.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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