Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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hi michael

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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