- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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