- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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