- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Where's my baby??

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Nobody cares maddie!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Women's professional sports

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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