- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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