- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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