What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Anti Joke

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