What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

this website is a bad joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Anti Joke

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