- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

NEVER

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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