- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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