What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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