Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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