Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Anti Joke

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