Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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