- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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