CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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