How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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womens rights

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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