- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Chris is hairy

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Ben Corbishley

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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