I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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womens rights.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock knock Come in

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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