- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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