- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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