Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why dont they make black forks

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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