was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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