Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man did not like this site

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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