Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

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