Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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