What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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