Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Get on the boat.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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