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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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