- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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