- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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