Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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