- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

why did the blue berry cross the road

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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