What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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