- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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