What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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