- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I love pissing people off :P

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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