A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do I hate? people

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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