What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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