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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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