If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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