Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Anti Joke

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