- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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