- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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