Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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