- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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