In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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