- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Tony Romo

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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