- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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