How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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