- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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