yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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