- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Get on the boat.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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