What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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womens rights

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A lot eh?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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