If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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My spelling is horrible

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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