What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

HELLO EVERYONE

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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