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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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