- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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