- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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