- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Flowers are colors Love me

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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