- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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