- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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