Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What is 9+10? 19

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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