What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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