If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Women's Rights

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

dat shoe shine tho

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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