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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

all these jokes are horrible now

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.