What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Pickles are powerful

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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