Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Maths.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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