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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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