- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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