- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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