What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A black man walks out of a police station

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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