Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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God is real.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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