Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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