- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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