What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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