- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call two dog? dogs

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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