- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

my penis

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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