Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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