- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How old are you? 7

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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