- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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