- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

womens rights

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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