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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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