- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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