What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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