- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

an american walks out of a strip club.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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