Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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