- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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