- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?