- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Dwarf Shortage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

race-car = rac-ecar

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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