- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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