- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A man goes to the potty.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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