Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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