- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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