- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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