your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Charlie Sheen

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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