- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

womens rights

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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