Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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