What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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i saw amango it splootered

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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