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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A blind man walks into a library.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Knock Knock.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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