- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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