- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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