What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Men's rights

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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