- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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