what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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