- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Knock Knock Who did that?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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