Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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