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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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