Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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