- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Your're racist.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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