Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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