- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

you will like this because i am black.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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