- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Sarah Palin.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

guess what what ...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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