What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Everybody will die

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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