Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Men's rights

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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