What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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