what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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