Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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