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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Jesus Christ

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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