- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

There once was this guy and he fell down

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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