Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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deez nuts

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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