There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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