What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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