- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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