Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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