- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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