Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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