- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?