Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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