- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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