What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

you will like this because i am black.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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