- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Long joke Your such a downey

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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