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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

like if your cool

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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