- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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