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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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