- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you will like this because i am black.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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