How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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deez nuts

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Dumb

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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