Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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