- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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