I'm rick james bitch

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Tucker Rivera

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...