- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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