- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your're racist.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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