Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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