What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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