- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How you know when dislextic

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A russian gives away vodka.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Tucker Rivera

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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