- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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