How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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