Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Weaner

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

My spelling is horrible

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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