- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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