- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A guy walks into a bar

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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