Why do fat people commit suicide

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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