Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Ehh

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your mom.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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