- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

No

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

ever tried african food? they neither

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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