One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Japan

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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