What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Hey Shea

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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