- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why do fat people commit suicide

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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