- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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