- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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