What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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