My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What? Huh?

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A women left the kitchen.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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