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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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