- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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