what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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