- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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