- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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