Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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