How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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