- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

why did the blue berry cross the road

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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