what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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