An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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I have a really funny joke.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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