3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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cory is gay

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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