- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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