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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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