- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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