- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

civil rights

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

jd and zach loves vigina

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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