- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Ehh

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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