- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man did not like this site

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Jesus Christ

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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