What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

So a bar walks into a man...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

one stop shop

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Anti Joke

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