What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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