- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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