- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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