Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Im taking a shit right now.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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