- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Women deserve equal rights.

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