What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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