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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

your mom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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