- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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