- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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