Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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