- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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