- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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