What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Tony Romo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yes

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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