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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Brain fart

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

whats black and strange a paki

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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