Knock knock Fuck off!

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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