- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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