A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Jovan

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