- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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