How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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