what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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