How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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