- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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