- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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