Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock knock knock OCD

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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