- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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