- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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