- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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knock knock? come in

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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