Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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