What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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how do you win a game try your best

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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