- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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