What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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whats black and strange a paki

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

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