- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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