How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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