- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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