Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Take part of what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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