Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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