- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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