Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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João Duarte reads this.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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