None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Granny porn!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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