- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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