- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

roses are red poo is poo

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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