- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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