- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

woman's rights

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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