- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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