What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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