this website is a bad joke

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Im taking a shit right now.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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