A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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