A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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ever tried african food? they neither

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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