- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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