- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

your face

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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