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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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