- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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