- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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