What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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