a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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