- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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