What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

My Nan, that is all.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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