How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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