- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock Goodbye

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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