- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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