A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

dat shoe shine tho

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Stop. Seriously stop.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Knock knock... Home invasion

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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