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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I am a mime

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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