- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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