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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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