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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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