- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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