- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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