Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

"Knock knock." "Come in."

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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