roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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