Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Knock Knock Who's there

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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