- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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