What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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