- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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