- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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