- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A penis walks into a bar..

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Cheese

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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