A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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