- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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