Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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