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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why are they the "living" daylights?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

womens rights.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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