Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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