what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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woman's rights

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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