- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How you know when dislextic

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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