a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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69.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Knock Knock.

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