- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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