Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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