- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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