Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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