- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

im saul and i love cock

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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