Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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