What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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why dont they make black forks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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