- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Read a Book.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why? Because.

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