Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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I? Everett

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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