roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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