What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

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