- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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