- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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