question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's just not right? Left

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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