- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red, yup.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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