justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Men's rights

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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