- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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