what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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