- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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