How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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