Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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My spelling is horrible

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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