- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

George W. Bush

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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