What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Anti Joke

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