- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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