- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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