why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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