- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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