How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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