- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man goes to the potty.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

your mom was so fat that she died.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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