- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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