Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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