What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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