What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Lololol

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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