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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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