why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Anti Joke

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