- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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