- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

ever tried african food? they neither

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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