Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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