Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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