- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

My children are mistakes

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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