What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why? Why not?

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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