Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why do fat people commit suicide

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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