I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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A man goes to the potty.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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