What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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