- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A black man walks out of a police station

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar

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