Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do five gay guys walk? 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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

My mom

Read a Book.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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