A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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