- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Burp

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

knock knock Goodbye

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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