What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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