Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Sarah Palin.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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