- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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