- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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