- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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