- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I like that, but why am I happy?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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