- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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