Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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