- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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