Once upon a time a was born

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

womans rights...

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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