- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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