- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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