- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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