- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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