- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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