What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Read a Book.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I <3 Hitler

womens rights

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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