What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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the bible

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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