Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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