Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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