a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A fat guy!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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