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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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