What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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