- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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