- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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