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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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