- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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