- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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