- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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