- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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