What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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