- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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