- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

My spelling is horrible

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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