Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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