- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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