- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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