what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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You.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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This is not a joke.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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