whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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oops

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French people.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A scottish man having fun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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