Roses are red Im adopted

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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