- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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