Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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