- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

the WNBA.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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