- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why dont they make black forks

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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