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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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