What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

here's a joke... the american education society

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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