A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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