Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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