A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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