Anti-jokes are funny.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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like most people my age. im 27

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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