- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

yolo your orange looks orange

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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