- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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