- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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