An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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