there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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