- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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