What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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