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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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