- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

woman's rights

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Tony Romo

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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