- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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