Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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