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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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