Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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