What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A fat guy!

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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