- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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