- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

the WNBA

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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