Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Turkey Balls

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Take wrong turns

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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