why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I am a mime

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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