- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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