- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

God is real.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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