- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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