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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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