What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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dat shoe shine tho

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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