i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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woman's rights

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

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