A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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