- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!