Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Anti Joke

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