- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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