What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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