IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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