- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I'm Polish.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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