Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Maths.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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