a man checks his mypsace

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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