- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

"Knock knock" Come in!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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