- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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