Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

deez nuts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

HEY!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

sadf

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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