Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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