- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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