roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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