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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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