- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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