A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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