what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A russian gives away vodka.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anyone can post anything.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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