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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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