- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Yanter, Look it up

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

13 =B you just learned something

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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