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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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