Turkey Balls

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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