- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why? Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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