Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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