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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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