What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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No soup for you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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