- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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