What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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