- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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