- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why did you poop because you are a poop

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I am a mime

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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