- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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