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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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