- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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