What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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a man checks his mypsace

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Where's the soap?

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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