Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Maths.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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