- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

woman's rights

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Cripples are lame.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Tony Romo

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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