- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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