- Anti Joke

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.