- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A gay man watches football.

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