Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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