- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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