Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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