- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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