- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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