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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

how do you win a game try your best

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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