- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Gay rights.

VITAMIN C!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Knock Knock.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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