- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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