- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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