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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do I hate? people

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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