PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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