this website is a bad joke

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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