Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man did not like this site

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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