- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??