What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A storm be brewin!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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