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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

batman farted so hes retarded

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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