What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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