- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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