- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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