- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

i like it in the mouth

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

that wall over there ->

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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