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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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