- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A guy walks into a bar

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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