1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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