- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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