- Anti Joke

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.