Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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