- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

My cat just died.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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