Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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