- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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