- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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