- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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