- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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