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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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