What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Your so gay, that you like men!

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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