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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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