A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Who wants water? I do.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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