- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

the WNBA.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Charlie Sheen

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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