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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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