- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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