- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How you know when dislextic

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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