- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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