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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Knock knock knock OCD

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

jews

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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