- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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