- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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