- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

knock knock who's there ?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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