Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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