Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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