- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

I love alchohol!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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