- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

whats a joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

No your aunties a joke

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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