I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your girlfriend.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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