- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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