- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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