What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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