Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Gus's mom

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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i have two hands.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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