- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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