what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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