- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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