whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Gus's mom

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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