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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

In soviet Russia...things are different

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

XD Jackass.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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