Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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