- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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