- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A dyslexic blind man

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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