- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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