- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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