- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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