- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Death by kayak

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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