whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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