- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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