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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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