- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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