What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

13 =B you just learned something

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man did not like this site

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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