Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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