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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44