- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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