- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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