- Anti Joke

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.