- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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