- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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