What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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