- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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