- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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