- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what are you mike bibby?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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