- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Neither have I

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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