Racial Equality

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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