- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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