- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How old are you? 7

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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