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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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