What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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