- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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