- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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