- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

the WNBA.

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