Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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