- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Who wants water? I do.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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