how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

guess what what ...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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