What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Your're racist.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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