Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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