- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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