- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A dog was barking at a tree

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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