What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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