why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How does a black guy die? Unknown

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Cheese

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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