Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Once upon a time a was born

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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