Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A pope meets another one

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your girlfriend.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red poo is poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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