If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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