- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

AIDS

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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