- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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