Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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