- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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