What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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