What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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