- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

roses are red poo is poo

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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