- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What is my name? I dont know

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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