- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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