- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.