Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What does? 42

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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