YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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