- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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