What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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VITAMIN C!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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