- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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