- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

My jeans

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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