A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Neither have I

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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