- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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