- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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