- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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