- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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