- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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