Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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