- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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