What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Apple hates Blackberry.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

knock,knock you suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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