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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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