- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

My spelling is horrible

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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