What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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The Labour Party.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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