A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Your mom is so old she died

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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