- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Yellow People !!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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