- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

hashtags suck balls

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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