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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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