Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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