- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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