- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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