Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I'm rick james bitch

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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