A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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