- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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