- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

guess what? bannanas

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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