What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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