- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

roses are red poo is poo

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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