Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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