When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

asians have slitted eyes lol

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Tilt your screen back .

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Anti Joke

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