- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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