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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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