This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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