- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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