What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Anti Joke

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