- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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