What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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