- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!