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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

White men's rights

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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