- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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