your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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