Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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