- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Weaner

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Cancer

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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