whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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