What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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