- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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