- Anti Joke

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication