- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Get on the boat.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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