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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Chris Bosh's neck

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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