- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A gay man watches football.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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