- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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