- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

All of these jokes are about white people

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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