A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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learn. advance!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why? Because.

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