- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Cripples are lame.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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