An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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