- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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