- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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