- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Knock knock. Get out!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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