what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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