whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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