- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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