- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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