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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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