The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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