- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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