What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

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