What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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