what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Anti Joke

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