What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Tunechi

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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