- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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