what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

dyslexics of the world untie!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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