- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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