- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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