a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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