A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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