The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Get on the boat.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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