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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Chick Norris... Enough said

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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