- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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