- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A woman walks into a bar.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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