What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A car walks into a bar.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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