One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Tucker Rivera

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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