what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A man goes to the potty.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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