A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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