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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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