- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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