Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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