I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A storm be brewin!

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Anti Joke

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