- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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