- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Jimmy Saville

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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