- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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