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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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