What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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autistic kids rock

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

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