What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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