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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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