Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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I'm Coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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