- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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