- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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