A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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