- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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