mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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