- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Tall asians

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's white and gluey Glue

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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