what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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