- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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