- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's 1+1? 69.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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