- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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