- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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