How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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