Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A lot eh?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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