Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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