- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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