A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

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