- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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