- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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