- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

I wrote a funny joke.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

i'm hard

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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