What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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