- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Women's professional sports

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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