- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why dont they make black forks

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