- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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