What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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