- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

I had 99 problems Solved them all

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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