- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

A Jew walks into Macy's

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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