Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Tony Romo

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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