Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock knock Come in

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's 1+1? 69.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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