A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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