- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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