What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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