Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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