hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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