Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Anti-jokes are funny.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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