Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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