Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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WILLYS

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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