What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Pain Olympics.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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