Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's funnier than 24? 25

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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