How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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