- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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