What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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