What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Communism hehe xd

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Eric is gay Ha

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Anti Joke

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