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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Granny porn!

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Chlamydia

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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