- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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