- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

woman's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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