- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

womens rights

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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