- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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