- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Knock knock, COME IN!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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