yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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