- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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