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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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