- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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