- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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