What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Indians

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Read a Book.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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