- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

race-car = rac-ecar

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Yellow People !!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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