- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man goes to the potty.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A black man walks out of a police station

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