- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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