So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Cheese

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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