i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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