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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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