If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...