- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Gus's mom

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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