- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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